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The weekend had been planned for a while. My niece and her boyfriend with their friends where coming to stay. We’d arranged a memorial service for my father. The service went well and after tea we all settled down and started telling stories about dad. The boyfriend asked about the website. Wasn’t mum upset by it. Mum and all of us knew about the various websites for years. We’d never really taken a interest until he created this one. Obviously this led to discussing putting the site back up and posting our stories. This led to explaining to the others some more of our wild stories. Mum decided that she would call it a night and my sister who had remained sober drove her home.
On her return it didn’t take long for a game to be suggested. It’s called penguin. This is a complicated game but very quick but needs a decent number of players to work properly. Robin invented it for the students big parties.
The Rules
If you are dealt a spade you are a KILLER WHALE, if you are dealt a diamond you are a SHARK, if you are dealt in club you are a PENGUIN, if you are dealt a heart you are a FISH.
If there are more PENGUINS than FISH then the FISH have to remove one item of clothing for every PENGUIN more than them. If there are more SHARKS than PENGUINS then the PENGUINS have to remove one item of clothing for every SHARK more than them. IF PENGUINS out number FISH but SHARKS out number PENGUINS then fish do not have to remove any items because SHARKS are big fish. But if the number of SHARKS is greater than the sum of PENGUINS and FISH then PENGUINS and FISH have to remove and item for every SHARK.
If there are more KILLER WHALES than SHARKS then the SHARKS have to do a forfeit given by the biggest KILLER WHALE i.e., the one with the highest value card.
When a person is naked they become a PENGUIN no matter what their card is for the purpose of eating FISH. That is if the get a heart they are counted as a PENGUIN. If they get a diamond they do not count as a PENGUIN but a SHARK to eat PENGUINS. If by being a shark they down make SHARKS greater than PENGUINS and FISH the count as SHARKS to eat PENGUINS and FISH. They do not count as SHARKS numbers against KILLER WHALE numbers. But excluding them if KILLER WHALES are greater than SHARKS they have to do the forfeit as they are.
If when a person is stripped there is a KILLER WHALE who as not been a eaten PENGUIN or FISH then they become a ORCA. This means that whatever card they get they count as a KILLER WHALE but if a SHARK count to eat PENGUINS and FISH. If a PENGUIN count to eat FISH.
If when everyone else is naked there is only one ORCA they become NEPTUNE and can command all PENGUINS to do what they want for the value of there card times the total value of all PENGUINS cards. IF there are more than one ORCA then each ORCA can give each PENGUIN a forfeit.
The Players
Well myself of course (45), my sister (42), my niece (21), Margaret (59), Esme (49), Kath (57), my niece’s two female friends (20’s), my niece’s boyfriend (Robin) and the boyfriends of the two girls. Eleven in all.
Deal 1
KW 1, S2, P4, F4 no action.
Deal 2
KW3, S3, P3, F2. The fish being Esme and my niece. Each remove a shoe.
Deal 3
KW2, S4, P4, F1. The fish being Kath so as to remove both her shoes and her tights.
Deal 4
Disaster now strikes and the full consequences of this game hit home. Fortunately not on me.
KW4, S6, P1, F0. The unfortunate penguin is Kath. Five items. Dress, skirt slip, bra, and panties to be nude. She as a very good body even at 57 and the three guys enjoyed watching her strip. She confessed later as Esme did that part of the extra trill was stripping for very young ‘lads’. She didn’t truly hide but she didn’t serve herself up. She sat back down best she could conceal what she could.
The KW are two of the lads and Esme and my niece. So the two lads get to be ORCAS.
Deal 5
KW4, S3, P2, F2. Well Kath who had one of the KW cards now counts as a Penguin. So there are one more penguins than fish. So Esme and my sister each remove a shoe. But Kath doesn’t count for penguins against sharks so my niece’s two friends have to each remove a shoe. Now here’s the real good bit. I’m a shark with the two lads who had been made ORCAS. So that’s KW6, S1. The highest value card is Kath.
She smiles. Then says “Go up stairs and change into your baby doll, panties, and mules”. I blush. The little bitch. Well it’s the forfeit so what could I do. It was a bit scary returning to the room dressed so provocatively sexily. The lads very much appreciated the site. The issue now was that I’d been reduced from six items to four. Bitch!
Deal 6
KW1, S1, P4, F5. No action.
KW2, S4, P4, F3. Well Kath had drawn a shark. But counts as a penguin. So my niece and one of her friends have to take off 2 items. My niece removes her final shoe and not wearing tights removes her mini-skirt. She reveal a very nice pink thong. Kath now counts as a shark meaning one more then penguins. So Esme, the two friends, and me each lose an item. The friends their other shoe, Esme her tights, and myself one of my mules.
Deal 7
KW0, S2, P7, F2. This cause a real problem for the two fish my niece and my sister. You see Kath was one of the sharks so she counts as an extra penguin. So the difference is 6. Well niece discards her top, her, bra, and her panties. The lads do look but they’d seen it plenty so the look was more out of a sense of finding something new. My sister looks on, then stands, shoe, skirt to reveal suspenders and stockings, blouse, then thinks, then removes suspenders, and stockings to be left in bra and pants with a beam smile. I think everyone thought they’d be seeing flesh.
Deal 8
KW4, S1, P0, F6. Well Kath and niece are both fish but also penguins. So now P2, F4. But 1 of the ORCAS is a fish so P2, F3. No action there except guess who’s got the shark. Who is the highest killer whale, Esme. She thinks for a moment then says, “Have you guys seen Sandra’s new bikini”. Well they all shake there heads or utter ‘No’. Then Robin says only in the bag not on. So I’m upstairs putting on my new green/blue bikini. Its back clasp fastening no straps and false ties on the bottoms. The guys nearly burst their zips with the looks I got. Esme ensured that I gave the guys a very good look by doing a little cat walk and twirl.
Deal 9
KW2, S0, P5, F4. Well one fish is an ORCA and one KW is my niece who is a penguin. So this means that P6, F3. So the fish Esme and the two friends each remove three items. Esme removes her dress to reveal she only as underwear on underneath so quickly she discards the bra and panties to be completely naked. The friends not wearing tights, remove jeans, and a skirt, then two tops, or a top and a bra. Once again the guy’s look at the girls breasts with interest but no more before returning to complete their ogling of naked Esme. They really give her a good look. She works out and as the body of say a late 20 early 30. Her breasts are very firm, not big but the get noticed. The guys had noticed something else. Esme shaves. So was more naked than Kath or my niece.
Robin had a lot to smile about. He’d not been eaten yet and was now a killer whale when Esme was devoured. So he got to be a ORCA. I realised at this point that the three guys where completely safe. It also dawned on me that I would have three forfeits to do. Oh my God.
Deal 10
KW2, S2, P4, F3. But there are now 2 additional penguins that aren’t a penguin by card. And one of the fish is Robin. So now we have F2, P6. The unfortunates being Margaret and the friend still in underwear. Well she soon wasn’t. Margaret had managed to avoid being eaten to date but now was shoes, tights and dress to be in bra slip and panties.
Deal 11
KW5, S2, P2, F1. The fish is my sister so she discards her bra much to the appreciation of Robin. What a wonderful mother-in-law he’s going to get. I wonder if my sister in her drunk states thinks of this. Then I realise that although the rest of us have been drinking my sister is near naked and not drunk. The two sharks are the not naked friend, and Margaret. The killer whale with the highest card is one of the other lads. Not the boyfriend of the topless girl. So he says he wants the two of them to go into the conservatory and sing “I’m a Cheeky Girl”. So off the both go. Well the conservatory at my house is very much over looked by just about every house around. No problem at 11 o’clock in the dark, but with light on and no blinds there is just a chance. Well no neighbour ever said anything. But would they. A lot of teenage boys live around me and I have seen their looks.
Deal 12
KW1, S3, P3, F4. Well three of the fish where penguins. The remaining fish was my sister. So this made P6, F1. My sister could be seen working out how many items of clothing she had left, trying to make it at least 6. Well one pair of panties will not go that far so she is naked. However one of the penguins was a ORCA so S3, P2. Which meant that the two penguins lost an item. These being Margaret and the topless friend. So Margaret is now topless and the friend becomes a penguin. I realise that about now that eventually all the women will be naked and the boys will still be completely dressed.
Deal 13
KW3, S2, P4, F2. Well one of the fish is myself and the other is my niece. Well niece is really a penguin so the difference becomes P5, F1. But one shark and one killer whale are penguins as well. Making it P7, F1. This is really academic since I’m stood about to strip naked from my bikini. I undo the top first and Robin gives me a really good look. The other two lads give me a extra special look especially the one stay over at mine with his girlfriend. I note that she too is appreciative.
Deal 14
Just Margaret to strip now but not this hand she being a KW. KW1, S4, P3, F3.
Deal 15
Margaret is a penguin. KW3, S1, P3, F4.
Deal 16
Margaret is a shark. KW2, S3, P3, F3.
Margaret not losing was begin to be a problem because it meant I was sitting there exposed. Yes, the others had been exposed for a lot long especially poor Kath but I prefer to be stripped then allowed to dress.
Deal 17
KW5, S3, P2, F1. Margaret looks unabashed as if to say. “Well you took a while to get me” as she stands and peels off her remaining clothes to stand there naked. I was feeling very uncomfortable because I was trying to be sure about the rules. “What’s going to be our forfeits one of the younger girls said. Robin spoke, “Well first there’s a shark to be dealt with. Two of the sharks where Robin and another ORCA. This made KW7, S1. The S1 being me. I thought standing naked in the conservatory was a horrid thing to make me do. The position that I was in was diabolical and I refuse to tell you what it was.
Well the ORCAS now get in a huddle. I hate guys in huddles.
Standing at my backdoor naked with the other penguins was frightening. This was the other boyfriends forfeit.It was worse for those at the edge. My sister, the two friends and Kath. At least I had some protection from being seen. To my right was the open drive which led straight to my neighbours back garden. They had a small fence which would perhaps conceal my lower parts. We had to one at a time walk down the path at the side of the garage to the patio area and back.
The next forfeit was Robins to go and stand as a group on the patio area in a line facing the house then facing away. We had to stand hands on head for a count equal to our combined ages. 315.
The last forfeit was the guy who was staying with me. He said that he would give me my last forfeit tomorrow. We discussed this and I was forced to agree that it was within the rules by not being explicitly not in the rules. He had the others dash across the drive and across next doors garden. I was really glad he’d let me off if a bit concerned about what my forfeit would be.
Breakfast was a late affair around 11 o’clock by the time I got up. It was also a very naked affair for me.
The weekend had been planned for a while. My niece and her boyfriend with their friends where coming to stay. We’d arranged a memorial service for my father. The service went well and after tea we all settled down and started telling stories about dad. The boyfriend asked about the website. Wasn’t mum upset by it. Mum and all of us knew about the various websites for years. We’d never really taken a interest until he created this one. Obviously this led to discussing putting the site back up and posting our stories. This led to explaining to the others some more of our wild stories. Mum decided that she would call it a night and my sister who had remained sober drove her home.
On her return it didn’t take long for a game to be suggested. It’s called penguin. This is a complicated game but very quick but needs a decent number of players to work properly. Robin invented it for the students big parties.
The Rules
If you are dealt a spade you are a KILLER WHALE, if you are dealt a diamond you are a SHARK, if you are dealt in club you are a PENGUIN, if you are dealt a heart you are a FISH.
If there are more PENGUINS than FISH then the FISH have to remove one item of clothing for every PENGUIN more than them. If there are more SHARKS than PENGUINS then the PENGUINS have to remove one item of clothing for every SHARK more than them. IF PENGUINS out number FISH but SHARKS out number PENGUINS then fish do not have to remove any items because SHARKS are big fish. But if the number of SHARKS is greater than the sum of PENGUINS and FISH then PENGUINS and FISH have to remove and item for every SHARK.
If there are more KILLER WHALES than SHARKS then the SHARKS have to do a forfeit given by the biggest KILLER WHALE i.e., the one with the highest value card.
When a person is naked they become a PENGUIN no matter what their card is for the purpose of eating FISH. That is if the get a heart they are counted as a PENGUIN. If they get a diamond they do not count as a PENGUIN but a SHARK to eat PENGUINS. If by being a shark they down make SHARKS greater than PENGUINS and FISH the count as SHARKS to eat PENGUINS and FISH. They do not count as SHARKS numbers against KILLER WHALE numbers. But excluding them if KILLER WHALES are greater than SHARKS they have to do the forfeit as they are.
If when a person is stripped there is a KILLER WHALE who as not been a eaten PENGUIN or FISH then they become a ORCA. This means that whatever card they get they count as a KILLER WHALE but if a SHARK count to eat PENGUINS and FISH. If a PENGUIN count to eat FISH.
If when everyone else is naked there is only one ORCA they become NEPTUNE and can command all PENGUINS to do what they want for the value of there card times the total value of all PENGUINS cards. IF there are more than one ORCA then each ORCA can give each PENGUIN a forfeit.
The Players
Well myself of course (45), my sister (42), my niece (21), Margaret (59), Esme (49), Kath (57), my niece’s two female friends (20’s), my niece’s boyfriend (Robin) and the boyfriends of the two girls. Eleven in all.
Deal 1
KW 1, S2, P4, F4 no action.
Deal 2
KW3, S3, P3, F2. The fish being Esme and my niece. Each remove a shoe.
Deal 3
KW2, S4, P4, F1. The fish being Kath so as to remove both her shoes and her tights.
Deal 4
Disaster now strikes and the full consequences of this game hit home. Fortunately not on me.
KW4, S6, P1, F0. The unfortunate penguin is Kath. Five items. Dress, skirt slip, bra, and panties to be nude. She as a very good body even at 57 and the three guys enjoyed watching her strip. She confessed later as Esme did that part of the extra trill was stripping for very young ‘lads’. She didn’t truly hide but she didn’t serve herself up. She sat back down best she could conceal what she could.
The KW are two of the lads and Esme and my niece. So the two lads get to be ORCAS.
Deal 5
KW4, S3, P2, F2. Well Kath who had one of the KW cards now counts as a Penguin. So there are one more penguins than fish. So Esme and my sister each remove a shoe. But Kath doesn’t count for penguins against sharks so my niece’s two friends have to each remove a shoe. Now here’s the real good bit. I’m a shark with the two lads who had been made ORCAS. So that’s KW6, S1. The highest value card is Kath.
She smiles. Then says “Go up stairs and change into your baby doll, panties, and mules”. I blush. The little bitch. Well it’s the forfeit so what could I do. It was a bit scary returning to the room dressed so provocatively sexily. The lads very much appreciated the site. The issue now was that I’d been reduced from six items to four. Bitch!
Deal 6
KW1, S1, P4, F5. No action.
KW2, S4, P4, F3. Well Kath had drawn a shark. But counts as a penguin. So my niece and one of her friends have to take off 2 items. My niece removes her final shoe and not wearing tights removes her mini-skirt. She reveal a very nice pink thong. Kath now counts as a shark meaning one more then penguins. So Esme, the two friends, and me each lose an item. The friends their other shoe, Esme her tights, and myself one of my mules.
Deal 7
KW0, S2, P7, F2. This cause a real problem for the two fish my niece and my sister. You see Kath was one of the sharks so she counts as an extra penguin. So the difference is 6. Well niece discards her top, her, bra, and her panties. The lads do look but they’d seen it plenty so the look was more out of a sense of finding something new. My sister looks on, then stands, shoe, skirt to reveal suspenders and stockings, blouse, then thinks, then removes suspenders, and stockings to be left in bra and pants with a beam smile. I think everyone thought they’d be seeing flesh.
Deal 8
KW4, S1, P0, F6. Well Kath and niece are both fish but also penguins. So now P2, F4. But 1 of the ORCAS is a fish so P2, F3. No action there except guess who’s got the shark. Who is the highest killer whale, Esme. She thinks for a moment then says, “Have you guys seen Sandra’s new bikini”. Well they all shake there heads or utter ‘No’. Then Robin says only in the bag not on. So I’m upstairs putting on my new green/blue bikini. Its back clasp fastening no straps and false ties on the bottoms. The guys nearly burst their zips with the looks I got. Esme ensured that I gave the guys a very good look by doing a little cat walk and twirl.
Deal 9
KW2, S0, P5, F4. Well one fish is an ORCA and one KW is my niece who is a penguin. So this means that P6, F3. So the fish Esme and the two friends each remove three items. Esme removes her dress to reveal she only as underwear on underneath so quickly she discards the bra and panties to be completely naked. The friends not wearing tights, remove jeans, and a skirt, then two tops, or a top and a bra. Once again the guy’s look at the girls breasts with interest but no more before returning to complete their ogling of naked Esme. They really give her a good look. She works out and as the body of say a late 20 early 30. Her breasts are very firm, not big but the get noticed. The guys had noticed something else. Esme shaves. So was more naked than Kath or my niece.
Robin had a lot to smile about. He’d not been eaten yet and was now a killer whale when Esme was devoured. So he got to be a ORCA. I realised at this point that the three guys where completely safe. It also dawned on me that I would have three forfeits to do. Oh my God.
Deal 10
KW2, S2, P4, F3. But there are now 2 additional penguins that aren’t a penguin by card. And one of the fish is Robin. So now we have F2, P6. The unfortunates being Margaret and the friend still in underwear. Well she soon wasn’t. Margaret had managed to avoid being eaten to date but now was shoes, tights and dress to be in bra slip and panties.
Deal 11
KW5, S2, P2, F1. The fish is my sister so she discards her bra much to the appreciation of Robin. What a wonderful mother-in-law he’s going to get. I wonder if my sister in her drunk states thinks of this. Then I realise that although the rest of us have been drinking my sister is near naked and not drunk. The two sharks are the not naked friend, and Margaret. The killer whale with the highest card is one of the other lads. Not the boyfriend of the topless girl. So he says he wants the two of them to go into the conservatory and sing “I’m a Cheeky Girl”. So off the both go. Well the conservatory at my house is very much over looked by just about every house around. No problem at 11 o’clock in the dark, but with light on and no blinds there is just a chance. Well no neighbour ever said anything. But would they. A lot of teenage boys live around me and I have seen their looks.
Deal 12
KW1, S3, P3, F4. Well three of the fish where penguins. The remaining fish was my sister. So this made P6, F1. My sister could be seen working out how many items of clothing she had left, trying to make it at least 6. Well one pair of panties will not go that far so she is naked. However one of the penguins was a ORCA so S3, P2. Which meant that the two penguins lost an item. These being Margaret and the topless friend. So Margaret is now topless and the friend becomes a penguin. I realise that about now that eventually all the women will be naked and the boys will still be completely dressed.
Deal 13
KW3, S2, P4, F2. Well one of the fish is myself and the other is my niece. Well niece is really a penguin so the difference becomes P5, F1. But one shark and one killer whale are penguins as well. Making it P7, F1. This is really academic since I’m stood about to strip naked from my bikini. I undo the top first and Robin gives me a really good look. The other two lads give me a extra special look especially the one stay over at mine with his girlfriend. I note that she too is appreciative.
Deal 14
Just Margaret to strip now but not this hand she being a KW. KW1, S4, P3, F3.
Deal 15
Margaret is a penguin. KW3, S1, P3, F4.
Deal 16
Margaret is a shark. KW2, S3, P3, F3.
Margaret not losing was begin to be a problem because it meant I was sitting there exposed. Yes, the others had been exposed for a lot long especially poor Kath but I prefer to be stripped then allowed to dress.
Deal 17
KW5, S3, P2, F1. Margaret looks unabashed as if to say. “Well you took a while to get me” as she stands and peels off her remaining clothes to stand there naked. I was feeling very uncomfortable because I was trying to be sure about the rules. “What’s going to be our forfeits one of the younger girls said. Robin spoke, “Well first there’s a shark to be dealt with. Two of the sharks where Robin and another ORCA. This made KW7, S1. The S1 being me. I thought standing naked in the conservatory was a horrid thing to make me do. The position that I was in was diabolical and I refuse to tell you what it was.
Well the ORCAS now get in a huddle. I hate guys in huddles.
Standing at my backdoor naked with the other penguins was frightening. This was the other boyfriends forfeit.It was worse for those at the edge. My sister, the two friends and Kath. At least I had some protection from being seen. To my right was the open drive which led straight to my neighbours back garden. They had a small fence which would perhaps conceal my lower parts. We had to one at a time walk down the path at the side of the garage to the patio area and back.
The next forfeit was Robins to go and stand as a group on the patio area in a line facing the house then facing away. We had to stand hands on head for a count equal to our combined ages. 315.
The last forfeit was the guy who was staying with me. He said that he would give me my last forfeit tomorrow. We discussed this and I was forced to agree that it was within the rules by not being explicitly not in the rules. He had the others dash across the drive and across next doors garden. I was really glad he’d let me off if a bit concerned about what my forfeit would be.
Breakfast was a late affair around 11 o’clock by the time I got up. It was also a very naked affair for me.
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