It turns out that my niece’s boy friend is shall we say very eccentric, well kinky
actually.
My sister is a bit of a square peg. Until she’s had too much alcohol in which case
she tends to flip. So one evening coming back from the pictures I decides to call
around to see her. As is usual I walk up the path to the back of the house and
along to the rear window. I’m just about to knock as is usual when I catch a
glimpse of my sister. The curtains are drawn but there’s a gap at the edge.
At first it does not quite register so I go back for a second look. My sister is
stood in the corner hands on head panties around knees. I realise I’ve stumbled
into something so start to back away after stifling a giggle. At that moment my
face is bathed in white light as my niece who I hadn’t seen pulls back the curtain.
Within a second the kitchen light goes on and my niece is welcoming me into
the house. As I turn into the room expecting my sister to be now correctly
dressed I find that she is still standing hands on head in the corner.
I looked at my niece and she looked at me. “Too much drink and not enough
luck” my niece says. I notice the cards on the table.
Well I was soon into my second wine and planning to stay the night and looking
at a really bad hand. Next minute I’m in the penalty corner with my dress
completely off just stood in my bra, panties and stockings. I remain there until
the next person loses and has to pay a penalty. It took about three hands. Next in
the corner is my sister again and this time her panties are around her ankles.
Some four or five hands later my niece loses and replaces her mum. Topless with
hands on head.
Next I lose but with my sister and we both end up in the corner. Sister is just in
underwear and I’m panties down around ankles (dress back on). It took a good
few hands before my niece lost and found herself replacing my sister and me. It
wasn’t long before my sister was back in the corner completely naked. Then she
was replaced by my niece bottomless. Then my sister again naked. Then myself
again this time topless. Getting late it was decoded to play one more round of the
game, its called dead man.
My sister lost first and my niece boyfriend said that since it was the last round
he’d only exact payment at the end of the game if he got all of us hung. The term
for losing. Well I was next, followed by my sister again followed by my niece
then my sister again.
It was a very cold night running down the back garden completed naked. I only
had to do it once with my niece and sister. My sister had to do it a further two
times by herself. Dead man 2
Well at Easter my niece and her boyfriend come home to stay. This is when my
life goes into a bit of a spin.
During there first week home at a gathering my niece managers to tell the
assembled friends about the Dead Man game. Well none are surprised by this.
Towards the end of the evening my mum drifts off home with Esme who as
stayed a bit since dad died. Margaret and Kath hang back. More wine is
produced and Kath ask for the details of Dead Man. Well boy friend says quick
as a flash the best way to explain is to have a game. He did really have to
pursued my sister now to drunk, or Kath always up for fun but Margaret and
myself resisted not to look to egger.
The Game.
Everyone gets 9 cards or lives. Ace of spades is highest card. The person who as
ace of spades or the card closest to ace of spades goes first. You lay a card down.
Next person can then lay a card if they have the same value card of the adjacent
suit or the card which is the same number of positions in from the opposite end
of the pack. When no one can go the cards left in their hands are put back with
the not dealt pack and nine more cards are dealt. If you lay a card which does not
match the rules you have to go hang until you are revived by another person
going to hang.
If you can’t go your turn just passes to the next person.
The winner is the person who gets rid of all nine cards in one round of the pack
or when all the pack as been dealt and no one can go the person with the lowest
number of cards or if all have the same number the lowest total value.
The other rule is the ace of spades. If you get it in first hand dealt its safe but if
you get it in subsequent hands it hangs you immediately, then you have to keep
it if the hand stalls and it hangs you immediately again in the next hand. If you
would be the winner with it in your hand at end you hang and the second place
person wins. Also you become the dead man and spend the next round (going
through the pack) hung.
The person who leads the first card in gets to decide what the dead men must do.
The first card lead of the first hand gets to decide the fate of any unfortunate who
gets the ace of spades.
If the ace of spades is dealt in the last hand the dead pack is revived. The game
continues.
The Play
Well needless to say that the boy friend gets the first lead and decides that the
dead man will have to strip completely naked and stand in the centre of the room
whilst the round is played. He decides that the hung men sequence will be
knickers down to knees, knickers down to ankles, underwear, topless,
bottomless, naked, and finally streak single hanging. This means the sequence
will be the same for every one. That is if hung for fist time you start with
Knickers to knees.
Well I hung first. So end in the corner for two hands black knickers at my knees.
Next to lose was Kath who followed my lead with white thong around knees.
Then my sister with black thong, then my sister again with thong around ankles.
The more alcohol you have the les your able to workout if you can lose a life. So
errors kick in. But if the next person goes before anyone realises you are alright.
The game is played like this until eventually my niece is able to throw her nine
lives in one round. By this time I’ve been down to underwear, Kath to
Underwear, Margaret to knickers ankles, niece to underwear and sister to
bottomless.
Next round niece gets lead. She decided that it will be multi play. Knickers down
to knees, knickers to ankles, knickers off, underwear, topless, bottomless, nude,
streak back garden, streak front path, then reverse back through sequence.
Well she hung first so found herself in the middle knickers at knees, then my
sister was middle knickers to ankles, then again knickers off, then I hung and
was down to underwear, then Margaret topless, then niece bottomless, then sister
nude, then Kath had to do back garden streak. The next one to lose would being
real trouble.
Streak is not something I like. The short front path is very open. Even at
midnight plus a car might come along or a pedestrian or a neighbour may
lookout. I tried not to think of this as I ran the short length. At least my niece had
to do it next on the reverse.
My niece hit a unlucky streak because she end up nude then bottomless. After
this I lost topless, the Kath lost, then my sister who had been playing rather well,
well luck mainly lost. Next hand the boy friend gets his nine lives out.
Its now getting on and its decided to play one more round.
Well my niece gets lead again.
So it’s the last sequence but this time its additive.
My sister loses first, so she’s in the corner knickers around knees. Next to lose is
Kath Knickers around ankles. Then me knickers off. Then my niece to
underwear. Then my sister loses again so as to go topless with knickers around
knees. Then Margaret loses and as to go bottomless. Then I lose. Well I have to
go naked so my additive is included but no, when revived I have to then not put
my knickers back on but can return to the game. After this my niece finds herself
streaking in underwear down back garden then nude. Then my sister gets the ace
of spades. So is immediately hung at topless knickers around knees down front
path followed by naked down front path. Then spends rest of game in nude in
centre of room. Then I hang and have to do streak down back garden path with
knickers off, then nude, then nude again. Bugger. Next deal out and sister is back
down front path twice. Then Kath hangs and is knickers around ankles topless.
Then my niece loses and is to drunk to care and just strips. Fortunately for all
concerned boyfriend plays is ninth life and game end.
I’ll right about the next game later. 
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