Reluctant Santa by Katrina

Reluctant Santa

At Christmas time we usually do something special and festive for each other and the patients. Someone dresses up as Santa to give out some small presents and any that relatives have brought in and we have a lucky dip for all the staff.

Last year we were discussing what to do as usual and some of us decided that the Night Staff Nurse could help this year by staying on and helping with breakfast and the gifts before going home. When this was suggested to her she was quite short and direct with the girls when they approached her at the evening handover.

When word of this got back to the "planning committee" we decided that not only would we force her to take part but there should be a little extra twist to the whole event. After numerous suggestions we decided that she should have to wear a "Sexy Santa" outfit and she should be suitably prepared prior to her dressing up.

She is nameless for obvious reasons here as this site is getting a lot of attention in our hospital at least and rather that risk any backlash from officials no names. We knew that she liked a joke and was always up for various pranks with students and birthdays, we've all been undressed against our will (some more than others) and survived any ordeals so it seemed only fair that we should dress her ourselves. One of the slower students asked how we could dress her over her clothes as she would be on her way home after the shift, so a plan was hatched.

Knowing her wicked side she was told that I (of all people) was going to be stripped first thing on Christmas morning then bathed just for fun to get the day off on the right note. Obviously she agreed to help out and said she could stay back one hour as she had plans for the day with family etc.

Christmas morning came soon enough and after an early handover I was dragged off to the laundry room (where else?), the minxes had my shoes and belt off me and zipper way down my back as I thought the joke was well and truly on me when she came into the room. Like a lamb to the slaughter she rushed to the front and started to pull down my uniform and I honestly thought the wicked devious tribe were going to strip me naked.

Thankfully (until the next time) they released their hold on me and turned on Night Nurse, before she knew it she was exactly where I had been, up on the "stripping table", she realised too late as the shout went up "Strip her" her shoes were untied and thrown into the corner that she was going nowhere fast (or clothed). They were ruthless as her uniform was unzipped and expertly stripped from her leaving her held on the table in regulation tights and unmatching underwear.

She was shown the outfit which was bordering on censorship material, the top was so low to accommodate the uplifting bra, and the panties so narrow some work may have to be done to her bush! The red stockings would barely be covered by the short red mini skirt. We did not buy the boots, she could go without as she was inside.

We explained her duties and also that instead of getting the poor bus service home we had arranged a taxi which would take her home dressed as Santa to her husband who was in on the joke too.

She was gobsmacked but knew what was coming next as she was lifted up to remove her tights and pants together, as this was happening someone unhooked her bra and it disappeared into the side of the room with scattered clothing around the edges.

Her bush would have shown round the edges of the outfit, but even without that she was going to get a shave anyway. No have measures here as she was lathered up and shaved bald by the yougest student, (we know she's next you see). We managed to keep her still as she struggled to no avail and transferred her to a handy trolley just to rinse the loose hairs you understand and she was dunked into a lukewarm bath against all of her strong will (well it's Christmas afterall hence lukewarm).

Back in the Laundry room she was towelled dry by umpteen nurses and dressed against all efforts in the extremely sexy santa outfit. Resigned at last to her fate she went round the ward and helped serve breakfast to the astounded patients and kissed all the guys and gave them a gift.

We put her in a taxi dressed still as santa with 2 of her staff who had a parcel each wrapped in Christmas paper, they arrived at her house and delivered our present to her husband. The two parcels were her uniform and her coat and bag.

We got a thank you card a couple of days later from her husband saying that he "enjoyed" his Christmas present immensely and took the greatest pleasure from "unwrapping" it.

So it looks as if we have started another little tradition for our ward. Night Nurse returned to work a few nights later unharmed and none the worse for her Christamas treat to the patients, I will watch my back as I hear she's already planning next Christmas.