Red Nose Day by Katrina

Red Rose Day!

As promised I said I would let you know happened to me on Red Nose Day. It seems there had been a few meetings on what we should do as every year most wards do something and our lot see the opportunity to have some fun as well as raise money for a good cause. I was the last one in on the stunt as you will have guessed by now it involved me in a starring role.

You would have to say I was just kidnapped shortly after 8.00 O'Clock in the morning and just tied at the ankles and knees,put in a chair and had my wrist bound to the armrests. I was then taken on a tour of the hospital with a bucket on my knee for a simple cash collection from the staff. Only a red nose had been placed on me and my shoes removed so as we went round I thought this might not be too bad although I was kind of expecting them to dump me in a bath when they had finished with me. I was pretty helpless tied up and it is not an opportunity nurses like to miss!

After raising a respectable ammount of cash including a fair bit of paper money they wheeled be to another ward on the same floor as mine, this was when I started to get nervous and had resigned myself to getting wet or perhaps a streak at worst a wet streak, but the hospital was getting busier with relatives so a streak was getting less likely.

When I was taken into a packed laundry room I knew that I would probably if not definately be stripped naked and my stomach sank as I could see an unhealthy number of male doctors and porters around the room, the noise was unbelievable. It was announced that we had done so well with collecting money the we would now continue to auction the removal of my clothes. I protested of course but all I could hear was that "it was all for Charity" so they just continued. Usually in this position once my arms and legs are held hands appear from everywhere undoing buttons belts and zips and within a couple of minutes I(or anyone else I should add) am displayed naked for all to see then dependant on the mood of the day you are freed to find your clothes, shaved, bathed (sometimes both),helped into the corridor for a streak, or some other trick they have been thinking about.

On this occasion they actually managed to hold some sort of auction to raise even more money, my outer garments ook a while to sell the removal of, the winner was allowed (by them!!) to remove the garment from me the unwilling donor. It took much longer than normal but eventually a syndicate of porters took my bra off and a syndicate of doctors removed my panties. As it happens I have never seen them again, they have assumed they have bought them but I will not be going to look for them.

At this point I was naked and still held when all the males were told to leave the room. I knew that there was more probably of a more intimate nature coming up. The girls then explained how I would be spending the rest of the day. First I was going to lose my pubic hair, no money had been pledged but they had decided that this was an opportunity not to be missed and that the most junior would do this for me. Now I realise that we always pick the most junior as they are excited during the first few strippings and just glad it's not them and secondly they can have no protest when it happens to them shortly afterwards.

I was lathered up and shaved slowly by the nevous hands but again eventually smooth and bare (again). They then proceed to bring in the slinky red underwear or similar to the ones we put on "Santa". I was worried that they would throw me out for a streak in them but nevertheless I was glad to have at least something covering me up. Then they told me that I would have to stay in the Hospital Reception area until 5.00pm (they had already cleared it with Management) collecting money for Red Nose Day.

I was horrified at the thought of being dressed like this in public but only slightly relieved when they produced a Clowns suit and put it on me together with a red nose and put me back in the chair (untied) to take me to the area.

I ended up enjoying my day immensely and raised a small fortune, never did find my underwear and all the staff were taken with my good humour and willingness? to take part.

So Phil you were not far away with your picture of me, perhaps you could give me a few ideas on how to get back at this lot.