"I think you like to be very naughty. Don't you" she said.
I blushed, which was bad enough, I was not going to answer her.
"You enjoyed showing your body to every one didn't you" Elka said.
I blushed even deeper red.
"I prove it to you" she said.
I looked puzzled.
"Stand up" Elka said in a very commanding tone.
I hesitated. Then some more, then slowly stood emerging from the water and soap studs.
"Hands on head" Elka said.
I placed my hands on my head.
She surveyed my naked body. Nodding to herself. She stood and moved to me I flinched. She smiled and quickly before I could say or do anything she wiped up my clothes and the bath towel and was gone.
I got back into the bath and finished my soak. Some what like a shrivelled prune I once more emerged from the now chilled water pulled the plug and reached for the hand towel to begin drying. Once dried the damp towel was no good as cover so I found myself at Elka's front room door naked, pensive wondering whether or not I should enter. I pushed open the door and stepped into the the entry area. The room was dim, Elka had drawn the curtains, that was kind of her.
Elka was sat on the sofa on the wall between the door and window. She turned and smiled.
"Come and stand in front of me". she said.
I walked and took up positions. Stood at attention. I looked straight ahead not wishing to make eye contact. Being low in the sofa meant her eyes would be naturally on my bush.
"Put your hands behind your head and thrust out your boobs" Elka said in her southern twang English. I complied.
She contented herself on my body. Time passed. "Turn" she said and I did presenting my rear. She feasted again. "Spread your legs" she said. I did as asked. She feasted only a short while this time. "Bend" she said. I did knowing exactly what she was now seeing. Having to remove my hands from my head to place them on my chaffs to steady myself. She feasted, and feasted. When she had her fill she said. "Stand and turn" I stood and turned. "Bend" she said. I did dropping my breasts into her eye line. She smiled and licked her lips. That nearly sent me over the edge. Her clear delight and desire of my body.
"Stand" she said and I did. "Hands back on head" she said and I complied.
I could feel her eyes roaming my naked body, as I looked into the mirror above the sofa. What happened next nearly made me commit a crime.
"Wank" Elka said.
I thought I hadn't heard her correctly so looked down.
"You do know how to do it" Elka said.
I blushed. She had used the right English word.
"I'm not that sort of woman" I said.
"We have already established that you are. Now please wank to orgasm. Or would you prefer I spank you. I am sure you like that just as much" Elka said.
Where had this sexual boldness come from.
"I can't" I said.
"You can and you will now let me see your fingers working on your Fotze" Elka said.
I blushed both at the use of the word and the intended behaviour. I lowered my arms and guided my fingers to my womanhood. I began to play with myself and Elka just watched. She settled back into the sofa and relaxed her body. She had won me over. I was hers, Her play thing. It was so humiliating just stood there. It wasn't long before I was juicy, and smelly. My pussy puffed up and sweet tacky juice began to flow. I began to arch my back and push my head back. I had to spread my legs to remain upright and stable. I was soon puffing and moaning between flushes. I could not quench myself. I would not cum. I need to be on a bed in comfort for that. Elka just looked on, smiled, and did not seem at all flushed, flustered, or in anyway worked up.
"I want you to cum". She said as I was reaching the point of asking to be allowed to go to the bedroom.
"I can't not stood like this" I said.
"You can and you will. Do you need help" she said sending me jumping back in alarm thinking an assault was imminent.
"No please. I'm not a lesbian" I said.
Elka burst out laughing. It took her some time to regain her composure. "I did not mean that kind of help, perhaps a toy" she said.
"Oh no" I said.
"Well then back on your spot and lets be having your orgasm" Elka said.
I stepped back to my place and still aroused began again to play with myself. It wasn't long before I was screaming inside for release and it came with a gush and flood and flush and explosion.
Elka applauded me and said "Well done". It was so surreal. A woman was applauding my orgasm.
I collected myself.
"Put your hands on your head" she said.
I complied.
I stood there naked and still on fire with this young woman observing me.
She just looked upon me and smiled and metaphorically licked her lips. The silence was having an effect. I was already beginning to glow in anticipation of another unaided orgasm.
"You have been made to orgasm in the past by women" Elka said.
My shocked expression and blush give away the truth so lying seemed pointless.
"Yes. (Then quickly adding to clarify). Always against my will" Elka smiled. Then seemed to process something.
"So you have been raped many times by women and enjoy it" she said.
Well I knew what she meant but my brain just couldn't do the mental gymnastics.
"No" I said.
"So you willingly let them have you and therefore you are a lesbian" Elka said.
I was exasperated. "No. Well... yes... NO. Its not that black and white". I said.
"Did you like it or not what I made you do?" Elka asked.
I blushed again, the answer being obvious.
"Go and open the curtains" Elka said.
I now panicked. My body convulsed. My legs where like jelly. I would surely be seen my anyone in the lake side park looking our way. I was powerless to stop myself. I turned to the curtained window and with three strides was at the parting between the two curtains. Actually their where more like vertical blinds than curtains. I turned to my left to the pull cords. Two paces and I was their. I pulled the open cord and the panels turned through ninety degrees. The world could now see in. The window want right up to the wall so there was no where for me to hide. I turned side to the window my assets to the wall my bum probably being viewable.
"Pull them fully open" Elka said.
I now sank. Oh no I would be seen. I looked out of the window turning my head. I could see a couple and a family with a pram and a child riding a bike ahead of them. Although the best part of half a mile away the apartment building tended to draw peoples attention.
I pulled the open cord and the vertical sections drew back to each side wall. At least the gathered sections made a better shield for me.
"Hands on head and stand in the centre" this was stupid but I was powerlessly in her spell.
I walked to the centre of the window hands on head and displayed all of me.
I looked outside. Three young boys on bikes had entered the scene from the left. A old man was thankfully walking his dog across the grass back to me. A group of teenage could be heard laughing and screaming close by. My stomach churned.
"Elka please. I'm going to get seen" I said.
"I know dear. That is what I want?" she said.
"Elka please, no. I will do anything" I said.
"Anything?" she said with the sound of victory in her voice.
"Yes within reason" I said.
"NO reason. You will do what I want no questions" Elka said.
Two men in their early twenties had now started on the diagonal path which would bring them one step at a time closer to me.
"Please, Elka" I said.
"Ask me to (hesitation whilst she thought of the words) 'bring you off'" Elka said.
I looked over my shoulder at her.
"Please Elka make me masturbate" I said.
Elka smiled and wagged her finger. "No my darling that's not what you are going to ask for and you know it. Now ask for what I am going to do to you" Elka said.
"Please Elka, before someone sees. Please screw me" I said not believing it quite myself.
Elka stood. "Draw the curtains and come to my bedroom when I call". With that she turned and left. I quickly dashed for the pull cords to conceal myself.
I waited nervously for the call. When it came I nearly jumped out of my skin. My skin prickled and ants ran everywhere. I walked to Elka's bedroom. I walked in through the door and found her naked on the bed a range of toys cast around.
"I'm going to be your lover and I'm going to pleasure you but first you are going to use your lips and tongue on my pussy and make me explode" Elka said.
I climbed on the bed. I could smell her sweetness. Her box was already juicy. I was going to feast for only the second time in my life. This time though I really wanted to. It wasn't just for curiosity. I loved this person. Like I loved many men. It was a knew feeling towards a woman
******
After that first night together Elka and I spent a lot of time naked together not necessarily making love just being together. It was soon coming to the end of my stay. I arrived at Elka's not expecting to find her in and was surprised to find her leaning against the wall of the hall. I smiled a greeting but before I could say anything she said. "Strip off completely naked".
In that brief moment I had spied what was in her hand. A Rohrstock a German cane. Unlike English canes it was a bundle of thin strips of wood bond together at one end. We'd use the term birch. My stomach sank, my Adam's apple felt hard in my throat and I swallowed it down. My heart pounded. I wasn't going to be able to take that. What did Elka think I was. Our sex had been intense but tender. I had not given any sign of interest in being thrashed.
"Strip now" Elka said.
"I'm not into that sought of thing" I said.
"Oh yes you are. I have read your blog. You will finish writing about your streak with a little red bottom" Elka said.
"Please you can't with that, that would kill me" I said.
"My father used it on me and I am still here" Elka said.
That hadn't come up in conversation.
"Please. Elka I will do what you want but not that" I said.
"You have a choice. You can strip and take your medicine or I can show your movie at the cinema night" Elka said.
The movie was of me naked in the living room masturbating.
"Elka for God's sake no!" I exclaimed!
"So strip" she said.
"You can spank me but not that" I said.
"Fine but you must strip and willingly go over my knee" she said.
"Okay" I said.
Elka put the Rohrstock down besides the wall and beckon me forward. She took old of my coat and pulled me to the bedroom where she undressed me and made love to me.
*********
On the Sunday I arrived for Sunday lunch as planned. Two sets of friends of Elka's where there. One set had an apartment in the same building (early twenties) the others where friends from back home (early thirties). I'd met both sets of friend before at social gatherings.
The dinner was great. Plenty of wine. I was finishing up helping Elka and one of the other females when Elka turned to me and said. "I am now going to spank your bare bottom as agreed". Before I could reply she shouted through to the others in the front room. "Jungen, wollen Sie Sandra nackt oder nur mit ihrer Hose und Slip nach unten". "Nein, nur in Slip und BH zu starten" the male from her home town shouted back.
"You heard him strip to your panties and bra" Elka said finishing the last pieces of cutlery. Her female companion turning back to the kitchen units to get a good look at me. The sound of footsteps, high heels, coming down the hall had my stomach churning. The other female appeared at the kitchen door.
"You can't be serious" I said.
"Oh she is very serious and so are we" the older friend entering the kitchen said.
"You can't in front of people" I said.
"Ist sie bis auf ihr Höschen und BH noch oder hat sie Hilfe benötigen." the younger man called through.
"Well sweet do you need a hand" Elka said.
All this time my stomach had been twitching and cramping. My water works had been placed on fright/excite mode. My little rush was beginning. I was trying to work out the dynamics of Elka's friends. How had she brought this subject up.
I reached for my skirts button and sealed my own fate in doing so. The three women smiled and relaxed and settled in to watch the show. The button undone I undid the zip and let the skirt fall under its own weight to the floor before stepping out. The tip of my white panties was the centre of their eye attention. I now bent down and slipped off my sling back sandals. My bare feet now on the lino of the kitchen floor. I now started very slowly unbuttoning my blouse my breathing being much faster and I was so excited I wanted to run on the spot and squeal with delight.
"Ist sie in ihrer Unterwäsche noch." the young male shouted through.
"Nein, sie ist immer noch Strippen für uns." his partner replied.
I continued slowly to undo my buttons revealing my white matching bra. Simple cotton but snow white. I cast off the blouse to the floor with the skirt and shoes. I stood motionless whilst I was surveyed. Elka smiled. "Give us a twist" she said. I smiled, "Twirl" I replied. "Yes that too". She said the other chuckling at our language banter.
I slowly twirled for the girls.
"Ist sie fertig." the older male called through.
"Tell him" Elka said.
"Ja." I said.
"Nr. ihm sagen, wie du angezogen bist und eine gute Beschreibung." Elka said.
"Ich bin gerade in mein Höschen und BH. Sie sind schneeweiß, glatt, Baumwolle. Sie können den Schimmer der Haut durch die Baumwolle zu sehen." I said.
"Wir können nicht warten, dich zu sehen." the younger one called back.
Elka bent and collected up my discarded clothes. "Put your hands on your head and come when we call" she said. With that they shuffled and left the kitchen Elka turning back to check that my hands had indeed gone on my head.
I waited for about two minutes. Just long enough to begin to have doubts about what I was doing and what was going to happen. But just in panties and bra I wasn't going very far.
"Komm her mein kleiner Flitzer" Elka called out loudly enough for the thin walls of the flat not to be a problem.
I walked hands on head down to the room. The door was open and I could tell that the blinds where undrawn. This was going to be a show all right. I stepped into the room and naturally marched to the centre spot. I turned to face Elka (and the boys) my back to the window. She allowed me to stand like that for a few moments before saying.
"Turn to look out the window". I followed Elka's instruction.
The females where sitting to my left side now. The males where nicely positioned behind me. Elka rose and walked to my side.
"You have agreed to be spanked." Elka said.
"Yes" I said meekly in reply.
"Good. Bend over grab your ankles and spread your legs apart". Elka said.
I did as instructed. I waited. Then some more.
I felt Elka's hands at my waistband. My stomach flinched. Before I could protest my panties where mid thigh my bottom revealed and much more.
"Mein Gott. Sie ist Einweichen." the younger male exclaimed!
Elka stepped behind me. "Ja. Ich werde dafür sorgen, sie wie ein Springbrunnen sprudeln." Elka said looking at the effect this surreal situation was already having on me.
"Ich hoffe, du wirst sie quietschen machen." the older woman said.
"Nein Machen Sie ihr explodieren, wenn du kannst." the younger one said.
I hoped not.
"Okay my sweet. I will begin. If you stand up I'll start over. You will get one slap for each year of age on each cheek" Elka said.
"No please. I'm not sure...." I was talked over. "I am sure. If you can endure a Salvador prison and our little Neuling you can endure this" and to emphasise the point the first slap hit my left cheek. Her hand was firm and smarted some what more than matron's paddle. She'd stop long before 48.
She started to systematically spank alternate cheeks. By three I was uncomfortable. Four, five and six had me using all my restraint not to stand hop and rub. Seven, eight, and nine had me 'sucking it up' and tears where in my eyes and blubber was imminent. Ten had the blubber over well my sealed lips and a series of pants to take away the pain. Eleven and twelve where like fire crackers. To be clear here that was twelve on each cheek I'd endured. It was like twin torture. You had two painful backsides not the usual one. I'd not been spanked like this before.
"Deine zwölf" Elka said sending me into panic. I began to stand to complain but Elka saw me. "I'll start again" she barked and I was soon firm in place.
The older women had stood its was to be her twelve I would receive next.
Elka sat behind me and the older woman came to my side. I could tell she was not just inspecting the red orbs but the gaping wet fire box.
"Sie möchten verloren werden. Sie möchten von litle Mädchen verprügelt zu werden. Du bist ein armes Wesen einer Frau. A wie sagt man Pervert." she said.
I felt I deeded to reply but wasn't sure my German was up to it. "Ich bin kein Perverser. Ich habe gerade. Ich bin schon gedemütigt. Nur gehen Sie bitte auf damit."
They all laughed. "Sie sind in Ihren Freunden vorderen Raum nur in Slip und BH mit Höschen runter und alowing foir stanges zu versohlen und beobachten Sie verloren werden. Und dein nicht pervers. Vielleicht ist Ihr nur eine Lesbe.
Before I could reply she had landed her first slap. It stung like a thousand bees. My body quivered and I nearly collapsed. The matching slap of the pair hit its target before I had recovered. The next hit home before I had chance to recover from that. This older woman was like matron workman like. Not stopping like Elka to enjoy but just going and going. By three-three I was contorting to remain standing. I was crying and sobbing and blobbing in equal measure. This was real punishment not erotic enjoyment. I was about to switch into my other personality when seven-seven didn't come. Instead her palm caressed my left orb and nearly had me wet myself. The smoothing stroking had me panting and begging her to stop before I had an accident. But my box did not want that so forced the sore bottom to the hand.
Before I was insensible with the pleasure seven-seven hit to wake me up. The onslaught started again by twelve-twelve I was contorted in agony wishing for the relief of her palm and it came. I was at the point and she stopped.
"Da bist du Heidi Sie ist bereit, cum für Sie." the older woman said.
They all laughed again.
"Ich glaube, sie hat viele Male orgasmed bereits." the younger male said.
The young women now stood up and came to my side the older one moving to stand behind me at the arm of the sofa that Elka and the man where sitting on.
The first slap was limp. "No like this" Elka said. "Ah. Will das nicht weh." the young girl said causing even me to laugh a little. "Yes it will bloody hurt now get on with it I can't hold on much longer" I said.
The next slap stung like hell itself. She'd learnt fast. It was furious slaps with her taking time to get the sting out of her hand. I was soon running with tears and panting and puffing like mad. I was soon twisting and trying not to cum or pee. The orbs just bounced and shook. Their natural movement adding extra mini slaps to the blows that where descending. Eventually Hiedi finished her twelve.
"Very good" Elka said.
She now moved beside me. "My friends did well but they are not expert. I'm going to make you cry".
I opened my mouth to complain but a strange noise came out as the first slap hit home.
Each slap was perfection. They hurt but left room for the fear of worse to come. They did not break you but kept me on my edge of bearing. My edge of not crumpling. The soreness spread and spread. The fire grow and grow but Elka would not cross the line she would not release me. Then it was done.
Elka moved to the sofa that the women had sat on. The younger one already seated the older one joined them.
"Stand up" Elka said. I began to raise and has I did the fire re-heated. "Take off the bra and panties and chuck them away. Then put your hands on your head." Elka said. I reached and unhooked my bra and quickly slid off my panties and throw them both into the far corner.
"Face me" Elka said. I turned and I knew what was coming but I asked for forgiveness.
"Please, Elka, NO!" I said.
"Runterholen" Elka commanded.
"No. Please!" I begged.
"Or would you like to face the guys". Elka said.
"Runterholen un besorgen" Elka commanded.
I lowered my hands which had been on my head allowing the woman to feast. I started but did not need long to be in a spent heap on the floor total humiliation.
That is how I spent the rest of the afternoon to early evening, naked on the floor the others discussing me and viewing me. We chatted about our like and dislikes our fantasy our adventures. I was sure more was to come but the two couples left in the early evening and Elka took me to her bed.
************
The next few weeks where normal working weeks. I met up with the young woman Heidi and Elka socially and everything was normal.
Then one morning my mobile phone rang.
"Come over right now I want to see you before we go to work" Elka said.
I looked at the time 4am. It was already getting light enough to see. I would have preferred a few more hours sleep but I imagined that Elka wanted to make love. I was still uneasy having sex with a woman but Elka made it seem so natural. I arrived at hers ringing the bell.
Elka opened the door naked. That was a lovely surprise. I noticed the red ribbon around her naked neck with a latch key on it immediately but decided to ignore it. She couldn't be thinking what I thought she was thinking. I stepped in and she kissed me a greeting.
"Quick we have just enough time before the world wake too up" she said. I was trying to translate her English into English.
"Quick we have just enough time before the world wake too up" she said. I was trying to translate her English into English.
Her next command needed no translation. "Streifen".
"Let's go to the bedroom first" I said.
"Nein. Here" Elka said and began to undo the buttons of my coat.
"OH. You naughty girl" Elka said in mocking fun. "How did you know?". You see I had a surprise of my own. It was a bit nerve racking walking even the short distance to Elka's in nothing but a coat. I had done this many times in my life has a requirement but never by my instigation. "Walla" she announced slipping my coat from my shoulders to have me naked.
"Come" Elka said beckoning me to the large front room window overlooking the park and lake. I cautiously approached wondering what there was to see this early in the morning and hoping there was nothing to see me.
"Do you see the bench at that meeting point. (I nodded) and the flower bed over there. (Yes. I said). Well we are going streaking." Elka said.
"No way. Not out there in board day light. We'd be arrested." I said.
"There will be no one around. That is why now." Elka said.
"We'll be seen by someone. The milkman". I said.
"The milkman?" Elka exclaimed being to young to remember such things.
"Never mind. Its to risky" I said.
"NO. I have done it before many times. Trust me. It will be safe. There are plenty of bushes and trees around" Elka said gripping my arm and beginning to drag me to the door. I tried to pull back but she was determined plus her normal natural strength which was greater than mine. A tug of war began but she approached nearer and nearer to the lock and soon it was sprung. The door opening allowed me to retreat a bit naturally but soon Elka's power was back on and the open door was no obstacle to my progress. Elka spun me around has she pulled me over the threshold so I was now out in the communal corridor which ran between both flights of stairs. There where four door entries along the corridor and the large windows bathed the corridor in natural early morning light. This aspect of the apartment block looked out onto the track down to the lake taken by boat owners and dog walkers but the path was on a slope so although you could look down on them they could only see sheets of glass looking up. But it still felt very exposed. Elka pulled the door too.
"Come on we go now" Elka said leading to the flight of stairs which led to the door at the rear nearest the lake.
My feet pitter-pattered along the corridor the actual sound of mine and Elka's mixed with the echo's to form a slapping sound which seemed to hang in the air. The noise was sure to wake the neighbours. My heart was pounding. I really love out door proper streaks. That is away from home, in potential clear view, good chance of being seen, few places to hide, long distance by which I mean lasting at least a minute. But also the real possibility of getting away with it. My last outdoor streak was on New years Eve. Real scary one. I will get around to writing up the New years eve ordeal.
Right now I was at the top of the stairs. A few seconds of sanctuary as I went down them to the rear door. Elka's naked bottom wobbled nicely in front of me. She was not covering. Any one coming to the door would see everything. I had been covering my bits and pieces hence the fact I was so behind Elka. I started down the stairs has she was rounding the split. She disappeared from sight and I now felt really alone. My water works where on high alert. I was desperate to pee. 48 year old woman are not made for running around naked outside.
I had to uncover to catch up with Elka which made me feel so naughty not even attempting to conceal my nakedness. Elka was waiting at the bottom door held open. She was stood so that anyone coming up the path down to the park and lake would see everything and so could I.
"Come on my little Fritzer" she called up. I shushed her. She smiled and called out in a louder voice, "Fritzer, Fritzer". "Shush, we'll be seen" I said. She smiled again. "That's the idea".
I reached her at the door and she stepped out on to the path. I came to the threshold and looked up and down and peered out best I could. I breathed deeply and then stepped out. I now covered leaving the door to close itself and click, scaring me out of my skin, shut. We just stood there. Elka seemed in no hurry. I was hyper-vigilant enough for a army of streakers.
"Come" she said and started down the path to the corner of the building where the path from the lane met the path around the building and car parking. We where some what screen at this point. Only some one on the path looking up and at the building would see us. The lake and park where down below eye line. We walked to the paths meeting point. This was the exposed point. The other flats and homes around could now see us. We started down the path slowly making our selves more visible to more windows and foot paths. Once down to the lane we turned into it. Looking up in each direction.
We started down the lane. We had to go about 100 foot before we reached the long upper path which ran the length of the park. I was already out of puff. Elka was in her element she turned and presented herself to the sun encouraging me to do the same.
We now turned into the upper path and I began to jog has much has concealing my bits and pieces would allow. This path ran right under the front room windows of all the flats in my block and the next block over. At lease 36 potential witnesses. It seemed so long. To my right was a bank with a fence of bushes and little trees. Beyond this further up the bank was the path that ran around all the flats.
We carried on to the first path that went off this path down to the lake. This was the path which had the seat at the cross roads. We started down to the lake path at least now my bottom would be the only thing on show for sure to the flats. This path seemed never ending but as we got closer to the lake front path the line of trees that ran down the lane stopped and the line of trees that ran down the road side to my right stopped. Now I was in open country and could be seen for a mile plus in either direction. We crossed the small path before reaching the 45 degree path that led back up to the lane and some relative cover. Elka wasn't even brothering to cover she was just strolling at a fast pace. I was jogging trying to keep up with her which made concealment difficult.
We started up the long path back to the lane. A dog barked somewhere scaring me half to death. I stopped and looked around like a frighten rabbit. Elka laughed. "Come little Ftizer before the old man comes and sees some game bird".
I knew she had chosen her words carefully I scowled at her.
I started off up the path after her she was some 20 feet a head of me. I was now full frontal to must of the flats. I must be mad. This way was up hill. A gentle slope but my 48 year old body could feel it. I began to pant and Elka chastised me. It seemed never ending. But slowly we reached its summit at the lane and began to walk up it. The lane in this direction was up hill. The lower part first 150 feet was gentle but than the last 100 feet up to the point where we joined the path back to the rear door was much steeper and caused me to slow right down. The few little steps up off the lane back onto the diagonal path and a dash for concealment. We where soon back at the rear door and Elka used the key around her neck to enter. We climbed the stairs back to her flat.
On entering before I could say anything Elka was on me and we made passionate love in the hall before crawling to the bedroom to continue until her alam signalled time for work. We rushed into ward just in time sister was looking at her watch.
******
It was nearing the end of my time in Germany and I was already beginning to feel sadness at leaving. I would miss Elka but staying wasn't an option. We made plans for Elka to come over for a holiday and I had said that I would come back for a visit. Elka made sure that I knew what a visit would involve and that they would take place when her boyfriend wasn't around. Her boyfriend was shortly due home and Elka wanted to organise a party for him.
Late one afternoon mid-week when we where both on early shift we ended up at Heidi's. The young woman who had spanked me a few weeks earlier. We where sat at her kitchen table sipping lemonade the heat unbearable. We where discussing what sort of a party we should throw for Elka's boyfriend. He was by Ingird's view a bit of a square and miserable 'bugger' when it came to parties.
"Perhaps we should go and sit in the parkland" Ingrid said (the thirty plus woman).
"Oh, I'm too warm to move" Elka said.
"We could sun bathe" Heidi said.
I thought about this for a moment then realised that I did not have a bikini with me, not just there and then but in Germany. I had packed swim wear but not sun wear. Girls will understand the difference.
"Not that you two need to wear anything" Ingrid said causing me to blush deeply.
She looked at me. I turned away.
"Oh, I know all about your little streak" Ingrid said. I blushed even more. I turned back to say something but Ingird got in first.
"Oh don't worry. She as had us do it too" Ingrid said. I looked at Elka and Heidi, she smiled.
"We should have a group streak before you go" Ingrid said. Elka's face brighten even more then she said "Das Huhn ist laufen"
Ingrid shock her head, Heidi gasped, and Elka nodded.
******
By the beginning of the next week the weather had cold significantly. It was still warm (22 degrees) but not the unbearable heat of the week before (28 degrees). Elka's boyfriend was due home that evening but right now it was midday. I was stood in Heidi's flat along with Elka and Ingrid. All four of us completely naked. By this I do mean naked. I'd been required to shave off my bush because it was unfair advantaged cover over the other three. They all naturally shaved complete down below. Elka had done the honours that morning before we'd had a steamy sex session. I was on heat with the thoughts of what we where about to do.
"It's mad" I said again in protest.
"It will be a 'gas'" Ingrid said checking by her facial expression that she had gotten the right expression.
Midday was chosen because it was the quiet before the storm. The storm being around 12:30 to 2 PM when people would come to the parkland for their lunch. The retired dog walkers, mother's and those off work exercising would have gone home. Even so even at this quiet time people would use the parkland as the quick way between various parts of the town. It was basically an inverted T. The top ran by the lake and the stem rang along the river splitting the town in half.
We'd agreed the route. Well the other three had I was to simply follow them. This really was a chicken's run. But i wasn't going to chicken out. Heidi and Ingrid both had in the past. Heidi getting to the end of Elka's path before turning back, Ingrid getting to the first turning point before noises of approaching youths sent her for cover than a 15 minute wait before she had the courage to dash back to the flat's block. Both had done the run at night and early morning but not the dead middle of day.
The clock charmed noon and Heidi opened her door. Elka was to carry the key so that any chickens would have an uncomfortable wait outside the door for the dare devils to return. We'd moved into the small hall way with a couple of minutes to go. Heidi's door had a glass panel in the top. even though it was frosted anyone passing by would have been able to tell that four naked females stood behind its safety frame.
Elka walked out first, followed by me, then Ingrid with Heidi coming out last closing the door behind her. Elka stood facing the door and made Heidi confirm that it was shut by turning the handle and pushing the door. The large glass windows of the communal corridor reveal to the sky and passing aircraft four very naked women. I felt really naked, naughty and dirty even not having a bush. We'd formed into a little group shivering with excitement. Heidi and Ingrid chatted away in German much faster than I can process the language.
"Com' we go" Elka said turning and heading for the stairs. She was halfway there before i set of after her and Heidi and Ingrid hung back looking along the corridor and at the closed door. They turned to the windows and looked out onto the row of trees. They looked down at the ground as they shuffled along the corridor. Elka head stopped at the top of the stairs. "Com on. Know one can see you let" Elka said. I turned back to look at the two woman. I had given them both a good sound viewing in the front room as they stripped. Now out side I was interested to see they attitude to being naked.
Heidi was doing her best to conceal her ruby red pussy lips. Her firm young breasts very pointed with rosy red nipples punctured the air. Her blonde mop of frizzy hair swished has she moved in little jabbing motions like a freeze frame effect. I imaging her firm but vibrating bottom.
Ingrid was much more rounded. Her arms and legs had flesh to them. Not at all fat just not skin and bone like Heidi. Her breasts where round and soft and smooth. Her large thick brown nipples gave testament to her 5 year old and 3 year old at home. She had travel down on works business the day before and had been at meetings until 11 o'clock rushing to the flat in time for our streak before going off to another business meeting in the afternoon if we weren't arrested first. Her blonde page boy high fashion business cut stay fixed with her movement. She did not bother to conceal any part of her body. her dark red pussy lips protruded and showed signs of excitement and perishing fear equally. I thought that Ingrid was not doing this because she liked to but because she had to. Heidi they seemed to be loving it.
We all arrived at the top of the stairs, third floor and began to move down. Elka skipping ahead, me following with the other two chatting away again now punctured by silence every time they heard a noise which could mean discovery. The progress down was quick, the nervous energy propelling us. Elka had reached the bottom agood 10 second ahead of me so was stood door open waiting for us.
"Out you go no stopping" she said and I obeyed and walked straight out. Gosh that was scary not knowing what was waiting outside. I had been stood there like that looking all around for a good 10 seconds before Heidi then Ingrid then Elka joined me. Elka closed the door behind us and said for Heidi to take the lead.
Hiedi's block was at the far side of the housing estate. It faced the woodland on the blind side. The room windows faced the fisherman's pier. The rear door came out onto the woodland side so you where pretty concealed from the world. People walked through the woods and children play hide and seek and other games in there. At least today they'd be in school the summer holidays not yet begun. Heidi walked to the corner and hesitantly stopped and peered around the corner. She would once stepping out be in direct view from the pier. people would fish from their on a weekend. Even during the week fishermen could be seen fishing. Elka pushed her out and turn to make sure I and Ingrid followed behind. "In front you two" Elka said and we exchanged places in the open view.
I now covered as did Ingrid. Heidi seemed still not to have any worries. But naturally covered her pussy area. Elka was naked. We head across the grass for the first seat on the pier. The path ran away to the tip of the wood and was below the brow of the raised grass mound. This would have concealed us but Elka wanted none of that. She had said "if we are going streaking we are going streaking not seeking."
It was quite liberating to be naked in full view midday. I can't real described the feeling. I was shaking with fear and excitement in equal measure. My legs where weak and I hoped they wouldn't fail me. We where walking at a fast pace at first but has Elka surveyed the area she slowed and we nearly piled in behind her. We now spread out and took hold of each others hands. The thought of the sound of music scene came to me. We now froze, well I did and Ingrid did. A woman in her 40s was walking down the lane on the near side of the scream which ran passed Elka's block of flats. At least she seemed to busy in her thoughts to look up and around. Elka had noticed but not stopped neither had Heidi. This meant we where now in a semi circle shape as they pulled Ingrid and I back to motion.
We continued walking Ingrid and I watching the woman the other two just enjoying the sun. We where about a third of the way to the pier when a noise from the right had us all turn. A council worker with a rubbish cart turned into view from the wood tip. "Com" said Elka and we took to our heels. The man cheered our presence which caused the woman to look around. She too now saw us four naked. Elka pulled me after her and I lost grip with Ingrid. Heidi now pulled Ingrid behind her. We picked up speed and lost grip with each other. It was all for oneself.
We did not hesitate or try to conceal. It was simply run the planned course. The man cheered and started after us. The woman aghast turned away. We ran down the slope now having made the crown and after another 100 foot came off the grass onto the concrete before the wooden pier. We started to run along the lake shore path. The woman had reached this point and was now pointing to us. The two man in business suits eating their sandwiches now stop and gawked. We where running right towards them. The council man was now on the path behind us running after us. We had to run about 200 feet along the shore path before we reach the point where we would turn back. The woman had closed on us and was calling us all sorts. She really did she everything. The man in suits had speeded up after getting over the stopping shock and came to within 50 feet us before we turned up the path that lead to the lane by going across the grass rather then at the jetty entrance. Running up hill is hard. Ingrid was cursing Elka. Between catching her breath. Looking behind the council man had now started to cut the corner towards us he was less than 20 feet away from Ingrid who was on the outside edge and last.
"Please help" Ingrid said fearing being caught. Elka turned back and moved back down the hill to fend off the council man if he became amorous. "Blick nicht berühren" Elka said.
"Ja" said the man. "gib mir einen guten Einblick, oder ich werde Ihnen berichten" the man said. Elka did just that.
"Nein, alle von euch, oder ich rufe die Polizei." he said. Well police made my body freeze.
"Okay. Ingrid und Sandy zu stoppen und umzukehren wie wir." Elka said.
I'd been running forward whilst looking back over my shoulder. Heidi had come to a stop and turned to face the man and closed on Elka to give her assistance if needed. Ingrid had come to a halt exhausted and just collapsed on the grass. I came to a stop panting. The man got his wish. The other two men now came up the hill. The woman had gone off calling the men worse than us.
"Wenn Sie möchten, um zu zeigen es mal sehen es alle, meine Damen." the older man in the busines suit said. We all now got into a line and held hands showing these three men everything. They applauded us and we broke and turned and ran for the rear door. Not using our planned route but the quickest route. Exhausted we piled into the block of flats and tried to take the stairs but we'd used all our energy. Slow progress became agony when at the top of the stairs the postman appeared. bad to worse. He let out a funny seeking noise part fear, part excitement, part choking.
Elka barged past him and Heidi followed suit the post man greeting her by name "Frau Kurts. I didn't recognise you with your clothes off" I wanted to laugh but didn't have the energy. I slowly climbed the stairs his eyes on e all the time. Until Ingrid came into view then he swapped between us. Once in the corridor he moved to watch Ingrid make the summit whilst looking along the corridor at my wobbling bottom and the pert butts of the other two. We collapsed through the flat door in a heat and burst out laughing.
"Nein. Here" Elka said and began to undo the buttons of my coat.
"OH. You naughty girl" Elka said in mocking fun. "How did you know?". You see I had a surprise of my own. It was a bit nerve racking walking even the short distance to Elka's in nothing but a coat. I had done this many times in my life has a requirement but never by my instigation. "Walla" she announced slipping my coat from my shoulders to have me naked.
"Come" Elka said beckoning me to the large front room window overlooking the park and lake. I cautiously approached wondering what there was to see this early in the morning and hoping there was nothing to see me.
"Do you see the bench at that meeting point. (I nodded) and the flower bed over there. (Yes. I said). Well we are going streaking." Elka said.
"No way. Not out there in board day light. We'd be arrested." I said.
"There will be no one around. That is why now." Elka said.
"We'll be seen by someone. The milkman". I said.
"The milkman?" Elka exclaimed being to young to remember such things.
"Never mind. Its to risky" I said.
"NO. I have done it before many times. Trust me. It will be safe. There are plenty of bushes and trees around" Elka said gripping my arm and beginning to drag me to the door. I tried to pull back but she was determined plus her normal natural strength which was greater than mine. A tug of war began but she approached nearer and nearer to the lock and soon it was sprung. The door opening allowed me to retreat a bit naturally but soon Elka's power was back on and the open door was no obstacle to my progress. Elka spun me around has she pulled me over the threshold so I was now out in the communal corridor which ran between both flights of stairs. There where four door entries along the corridor and the large windows bathed the corridor in natural early morning light. This aspect of the apartment block looked out onto the track down to the lake taken by boat owners and dog walkers but the path was on a slope so although you could look down on them they could only see sheets of glass looking up. But it still felt very exposed. Elka pulled the door too.
"Come on we go now" Elka said leading to the flight of stairs which led to the door at the rear nearest the lake.
My feet pitter-pattered along the corridor the actual sound of mine and Elka's mixed with the echo's to form a slapping sound which seemed to hang in the air. The noise was sure to wake the neighbours. My heart was pounding. I really love out door proper streaks. That is away from home, in potential clear view, good chance of being seen, few places to hide, long distance by which I mean lasting at least a minute. But also the real possibility of getting away with it. My last outdoor streak was on New years Eve. Real scary one. I will get around to writing up the New years eve ordeal.
Right now I was at the top of the stairs. A few seconds of sanctuary as I went down them to the rear door. Elka's naked bottom wobbled nicely in front of me. She was not covering. Any one coming to the door would see everything. I had been covering my bits and pieces hence the fact I was so behind Elka. I started down the stairs has she was rounding the split. She disappeared from sight and I now felt really alone. My water works where on high alert. I was desperate to pee. 48 year old woman are not made for running around naked outside.
I had to uncover to catch up with Elka which made me feel so naughty not even attempting to conceal my nakedness. Elka was waiting at the bottom door held open. She was stood so that anyone coming up the path down to the park and lake would see everything and so could I.
"Come on my little Fritzer" she called up. I shushed her. She smiled and called out in a louder voice, "Fritzer, Fritzer". "Shush, we'll be seen" I said. She smiled again. "That's the idea".
I reached her at the door and she stepped out on to the path. I came to the threshold and looked up and down and peered out best I could. I breathed deeply and then stepped out. I now covered leaving the door to close itself and click, scaring me out of my skin, shut. We just stood there. Elka seemed in no hurry. I was hyper-vigilant enough for a army of streakers.
"Come" she said and started down the path to the corner of the building where the path from the lane met the path around the building and car parking. We where some what screen at this point. Only some one on the path looking up and at the building would see us. The lake and park where down below eye line. We walked to the paths meeting point. This was the exposed point. The other flats and homes around could now see us. We started down the path slowly making our selves more visible to more windows and foot paths. Once down to the lane we turned into it. Looking up in each direction.
We started down the lane. We had to go about 100 foot before we reached the long upper path which ran the length of the park. I was already out of puff. Elka was in her element she turned and presented herself to the sun encouraging me to do the same.
We now turned into the upper path and I began to jog has much has concealing my bits and pieces would allow. This path ran right under the front room windows of all the flats in my block and the next block over. At lease 36 potential witnesses. It seemed so long. To my right was a bank with a fence of bushes and little trees. Beyond this further up the bank was the path that ran around all the flats.
We carried on to the first path that went off this path down to the lake. This was the path which had the seat at the cross roads. We started down to the lake path at least now my bottom would be the only thing on show for sure to the flats. This path seemed never ending but as we got closer to the lake front path the line of trees that ran down the lane stopped and the line of trees that ran down the road side to my right stopped. Now I was in open country and could be seen for a mile plus in either direction. We crossed the small path before reaching the 45 degree path that led back up to the lane and some relative cover. Elka wasn't even brothering to cover she was just strolling at a fast pace. I was jogging trying to keep up with her which made concealment difficult.
We started up the long path back to the lane. A dog barked somewhere scaring me half to death. I stopped and looked around like a frighten rabbit. Elka laughed. "Come little Ftizer before the old man comes and sees some game bird".
I knew she had chosen her words carefully I scowled at her.
I started off up the path after her she was some 20 feet a head of me. I was now full frontal to must of the flats. I must be mad. This way was up hill. A gentle slope but my 48 year old body could feel it. I began to pant and Elka chastised me. It seemed never ending. But slowly we reached its summit at the lane and began to walk up it. The lane in this direction was up hill. The lower part first 150 feet was gentle but than the last 100 feet up to the point where we joined the path back to the rear door was much steeper and caused me to slow right down. The few little steps up off the lane back onto the diagonal path and a dash for concealment. We where soon back at the rear door and Elka used the key around her neck to enter. We climbed the stairs back to her flat.
On entering before I could say anything Elka was on me and we made passionate love in the hall before crawling to the bedroom to continue until her alam signalled time for work. We rushed into ward just in time sister was looking at her watch.
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It was nearing the end of my time in Germany and I was already beginning to feel sadness at leaving. I would miss Elka but staying wasn't an option. We made plans for Elka to come over for a holiday and I had said that I would come back for a visit. Elka made sure that I knew what a visit would involve and that they would take place when her boyfriend wasn't around. Her boyfriend was shortly due home and Elka wanted to organise a party for him.
Late one afternoon mid-week when we where both on early shift we ended up at Heidi's. The young woman who had spanked me a few weeks earlier. We where sat at her kitchen table sipping lemonade the heat unbearable. We where discussing what sort of a party we should throw for Elka's boyfriend. He was by Ingird's view a bit of a square and miserable 'bugger' when it came to parties.
"Perhaps we should go and sit in the parkland" Ingrid said (the thirty plus woman).
"Oh, I'm too warm to move" Elka said.
"We could sun bathe" Heidi said.
I thought about this for a moment then realised that I did not have a bikini with me, not just there and then but in Germany. I had packed swim wear but not sun wear. Girls will understand the difference.
"Not that you two need to wear anything" Ingrid said causing me to blush deeply.
She looked at me. I turned away.
"Oh, I know all about your little streak" Ingrid said. I blushed even more. I turned back to say something but Ingird got in first.
"Oh don't worry. She as had us do it too" Ingrid said. I looked at Elka and Heidi, she smiled.
"We should have a group streak before you go" Ingrid said. Elka's face brighten even more then she said "Das Huhn ist laufen"
Ingrid shock her head, Heidi gasped, and Elka nodded.
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By the beginning of the next week the weather had cold significantly. It was still warm (22 degrees) but not the unbearable heat of the week before (28 degrees). Elka's boyfriend was due home that evening but right now it was midday. I was stood in Heidi's flat along with Elka and Ingrid. All four of us completely naked. By this I do mean naked. I'd been required to shave off my bush because it was unfair advantaged cover over the other three. They all naturally shaved complete down below. Elka had done the honours that morning before we'd had a steamy sex session. I was on heat with the thoughts of what we where about to do.
"It's mad" I said again in protest.
"It will be a 'gas'" Ingrid said checking by her facial expression that she had gotten the right expression.
Midday was chosen because it was the quiet before the storm. The storm being around 12:30 to 2 PM when people would come to the parkland for their lunch. The retired dog walkers, mother's and those off work exercising would have gone home. Even so even at this quiet time people would use the parkland as the quick way between various parts of the town. It was basically an inverted T. The top ran by the lake and the stem rang along the river splitting the town in half.
We'd agreed the route. Well the other three had I was to simply follow them. This really was a chicken's run. But i wasn't going to chicken out. Heidi and Ingrid both had in the past. Heidi getting to the end of Elka's path before turning back, Ingrid getting to the first turning point before noises of approaching youths sent her for cover than a 15 minute wait before she had the courage to dash back to the flat's block. Both had done the run at night and early morning but not the dead middle of day.
The clock charmed noon and Heidi opened her door. Elka was to carry the key so that any chickens would have an uncomfortable wait outside the door for the dare devils to return. We'd moved into the small hall way with a couple of minutes to go. Heidi's door had a glass panel in the top. even though it was frosted anyone passing by would have been able to tell that four naked females stood behind its safety frame.
Elka walked out first, followed by me, then Ingrid with Heidi coming out last closing the door behind her. Elka stood facing the door and made Heidi confirm that it was shut by turning the handle and pushing the door. The large glass windows of the communal corridor reveal to the sky and passing aircraft four very naked women. I felt really naked, naughty and dirty even not having a bush. We'd formed into a little group shivering with excitement. Heidi and Ingrid chatted away in German much faster than I can process the language.
"Com' we go" Elka said turning and heading for the stairs. She was halfway there before i set of after her and Heidi and Ingrid hung back looking along the corridor and at the closed door. They turned to the windows and looked out onto the row of trees. They looked down at the ground as they shuffled along the corridor. Elka head stopped at the top of the stairs. "Com on. Know one can see you let" Elka said. I turned back to look at the two woman. I had given them both a good sound viewing in the front room as they stripped. Now out side I was interested to see they attitude to being naked.
Heidi was doing her best to conceal her ruby red pussy lips. Her firm young breasts very pointed with rosy red nipples punctured the air. Her blonde mop of frizzy hair swished has she moved in little jabbing motions like a freeze frame effect. I imaging her firm but vibrating bottom.
Ingrid was much more rounded. Her arms and legs had flesh to them. Not at all fat just not skin and bone like Heidi. Her breasts where round and soft and smooth. Her large thick brown nipples gave testament to her 5 year old and 3 year old at home. She had travel down on works business the day before and had been at meetings until 11 o'clock rushing to the flat in time for our streak before going off to another business meeting in the afternoon if we weren't arrested first. Her blonde page boy high fashion business cut stay fixed with her movement. She did not bother to conceal any part of her body. her dark red pussy lips protruded and showed signs of excitement and perishing fear equally. I thought that Ingrid was not doing this because she liked to but because she had to. Heidi they seemed to be loving it.
We all arrived at the top of the stairs, third floor and began to move down. Elka skipping ahead, me following with the other two chatting away again now punctured by silence every time they heard a noise which could mean discovery. The progress down was quick, the nervous energy propelling us. Elka had reached the bottom agood 10 second ahead of me so was stood door open waiting for us.
"Out you go no stopping" she said and I obeyed and walked straight out. Gosh that was scary not knowing what was waiting outside. I had been stood there like that looking all around for a good 10 seconds before Heidi then Ingrid then Elka joined me. Elka closed the door behind us and said for Heidi to take the lead.
Hiedi's block was at the far side of the housing estate. It faced the woodland on the blind side. The room windows faced the fisherman's pier. The rear door came out onto the woodland side so you where pretty concealed from the world. People walked through the woods and children play hide and seek and other games in there. At least today they'd be in school the summer holidays not yet begun. Heidi walked to the corner and hesitantly stopped and peered around the corner. She would once stepping out be in direct view from the pier. people would fish from their on a weekend. Even during the week fishermen could be seen fishing. Elka pushed her out and turn to make sure I and Ingrid followed behind. "In front you two" Elka said and we exchanged places in the open view.
I now covered as did Ingrid. Heidi seemed still not to have any worries. But naturally covered her pussy area. Elka was naked. We head across the grass for the first seat on the pier. The path ran away to the tip of the wood and was below the brow of the raised grass mound. This would have concealed us but Elka wanted none of that. She had said "if we are going streaking we are going streaking not seeking."
It was quite liberating to be naked in full view midday. I can't real described the feeling. I was shaking with fear and excitement in equal measure. My legs where weak and I hoped they wouldn't fail me. We where walking at a fast pace at first but has Elka surveyed the area she slowed and we nearly piled in behind her. We now spread out and took hold of each others hands. The thought of the sound of music scene came to me. We now froze, well I did and Ingrid did. A woman in her 40s was walking down the lane on the near side of the scream which ran passed Elka's block of flats. At least she seemed to busy in her thoughts to look up and around. Elka had noticed but not stopped neither had Heidi. This meant we where now in a semi circle shape as they pulled Ingrid and I back to motion.
We continued walking Ingrid and I watching the woman the other two just enjoying the sun. We where about a third of the way to the pier when a noise from the right had us all turn. A council worker with a rubbish cart turned into view from the wood tip. "Com" said Elka and we took to our heels. The man cheered our presence which caused the woman to look around. She too now saw us four naked. Elka pulled me after her and I lost grip with Ingrid. Heidi now pulled Ingrid behind her. We picked up speed and lost grip with each other. It was all for oneself.
We did not hesitate or try to conceal. It was simply run the planned course. The man cheered and started after us. The woman aghast turned away. We ran down the slope now having made the crown and after another 100 foot came off the grass onto the concrete before the wooden pier. We started to run along the lake shore path. The woman had reached this point and was now pointing to us. The two man in business suits eating their sandwiches now stop and gawked. We where running right towards them. The council man was now on the path behind us running after us. We had to run about 200 feet along the shore path before we reach the point where we would turn back. The woman had closed on us and was calling us all sorts. She really did she everything. The man in suits had speeded up after getting over the stopping shock and came to within 50 feet us before we turned up the path that lead to the lane by going across the grass rather then at the jetty entrance. Running up hill is hard. Ingrid was cursing Elka. Between catching her breath. Looking behind the council man had now started to cut the corner towards us he was less than 20 feet away from Ingrid who was on the outside edge and last.
"Please help" Ingrid said fearing being caught. Elka turned back and moved back down the hill to fend off the council man if he became amorous. "Blick nicht berühren" Elka said.
"Ja" said the man. "gib mir einen guten Einblick, oder ich werde Ihnen berichten" the man said. Elka did just that.
"Nein, alle von euch, oder ich rufe die Polizei." he said. Well police made my body freeze.
"Okay. Ingrid und Sandy zu stoppen und umzukehren wie wir." Elka said.
I'd been running forward whilst looking back over my shoulder. Heidi had come to a stop and turned to face the man and closed on Elka to give her assistance if needed. Ingrid had come to a halt exhausted and just collapsed on the grass. I came to a stop panting. The man got his wish. The other two men now came up the hill. The woman had gone off calling the men worse than us.
"Wenn Sie möchten, um zu zeigen es mal sehen es alle, meine Damen." the older man in the busines suit said. We all now got into a line and held hands showing these three men everything. They applauded us and we broke and turned and ran for the rear door. Not using our planned route but the quickest route. Exhausted we piled into the block of flats and tried to take the stairs but we'd used all our energy. Slow progress became agony when at the top of the stairs the postman appeared. bad to worse. He let out a funny seeking noise part fear, part excitement, part choking.
Elka barged past him and Heidi followed suit the post man greeting her by name "Frau Kurts. I didn't recognise you with your clothes off" I wanted to laugh but didn't have the energy. I slowly climbed the stairs his eyes on e all the time. Until Ingrid came into view then he swapped between us. Once in the corridor he moved to watch Ingrid make the summit whilst looking along the corridor at my wobbling bottom and the pert butts of the other two. We collapsed through the flat door in a heat and burst out laughing.
